FoxFire Studios of Saint LouisI do not have it in me to seriously Troll anyone. In fact it takes a lot to get me to do unto others what the ED has done to me. Nevertheless on occasion, I do get snarky. If you do find me acting snarky, it's more to get what I hope was a chortle or a laugh out of someone I'm ribbing. And sometimes it's out of a combination of Jealousy over someone else's success and a "Hey, I can do better....Hell, I AM better than this," mentality. (Think: Twilight.) And there are those times when I make a comment that some might think is humorous but then comes off as me not liking the 'victim' and me being a dick about it.
Such is the case with Chaos Croc.
At this point, I'd like to differenciate between the artist/writer who is behind Crockie and the character himself. I have nothing against the Real Life Human, whoever the beep he is. In fact, I might look forward to having a Cola Summit with him. Shoot the breeze, talk about different taste, nod in agreement over the real dicks in this world, and in the tubes.
If you've heard me rib on Crockie as of late, it's the character. For the uninitiated, Chaos Croc is a Sonic Fan Character which I think is taken from a old-school cannon character, probably in the Tails mini-series, correct me if I'm wrong. He's bent on world conquest and is not above taking down Robotnik/Eggman over territory. His two favorite methods are mind controll and a roboticizing touch.
He is also known, by his detractors, to be a Godmodding Jerk, and the cause of some splits in some groups of which I'll keep nameless at this point. (You do it here, expect the hammer.)
That got me thinking:
I've been Godmodding back with Crockie the character was just machine code and a template, Number One. (Age does have its perks.)
Number Two, he was just as polarizing with the Sonic Community as I was in the 90s. Either you love Crockie or you hate him, either or. It just reminds me why I'm not a Sonic fan anymore.
But here's the reason behind my snarking: Every now and then, the guy behind the character makes a gag comic about Crockie going into some other universe, like the Marvel Universe, BlazeBlue, Gatchaman, and so on, and he ends up swooning and roboticizing some character out of random. That got me thinking: What do you think would happen if Crockie ever went to, say, Maatla? Or the Central Florida region of Scarlet PI and Johnny Briz. Or some other story world I made?
It wouldn't come to no surprise that someone would have warned the dezitens of said world about Chaos Croc (again, the character, not the human) and given them enough time to make preparations. As I said it, "Croc wouldn't taken his second step before he got shot on sight."
If that came out of me not liking the man (behind the character) or the character himself, my bad. It wasn't my intention. I was just ribbing on the reputation that proceeds him. It would be similar to someone coming to me and say "Man, Dave, you've come a long way since American Kitsune. That Davey Kintobor was a total asshat anyway, I'm glad you've outgrown that."
If what I said rubbed someone the wrong way, I apologize. I didn't want to raise much of a stink outside of a good ribbing. And it's not the hyper sensitivity of some people; that's just me, sometimes I didn't know that a line bombs until after the fact. I assume that a lot of people have that problem.
UPDATE: Allow me to explain the "Apples to Oranges" comparison one troll made: (You refer ED, you're a Troll, and a block-hammer-worthy failing one at that.) "God Mode" is a function in first person shooters that make you impervious to damage. "Godmodding" occurs in fiction and comics, where a character tends to do whatever the Radio Edit he or she seems fit without any of the circumstances, some of which does not involve physical harm to said character. Sometimes, it affects the author, the all-too-human person manning the computer where said person makes said character.
Confusing, possibily, but I don't talk in Chan-iese.


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